I have Blogivitis Syndrome

Posted on June 12th, 2007 by wuching

Damn! I thought I was invincible but obviously I wasn’t coz now I’m sick! Sakit! Pua bep liao! Neh, all because that monyet Monkey Wong infected me with his Blogis Virus lor so now I also get Blogivitis Syndrome.

Symptons of Blogivitis Syndrome include;

  1. First thing in the morning have to check my comments while eating breakfast, so kiasu can die! If lots of comments happy for the day, if not sad and damn tulan all day long!
  2. When at work leh every couple of hours must curi curi check comments again, if boss not in go read my blogroll’s blogs. Even worse if got ops on PPP must write one quick post pulak!
  3. Lunch time I rather spend in front of computer reading more blogs instead of going out to lunch with colleagues.
  4. Come home from work first thing to do is turn on computer and check comments, RSS and PPP ops!
  5. Night time is spent glued to computer instead of TV and spending quality time with bini! So sad can die!
  6. Must try to read all my friends’ latest posts and leave comments before the day is finish just so I’m up to date with the latest goss and gists.
  7. Linking everyone that leaves comments on my posts hoping to get a link back from them as well.
  8. Checking my paypal balance every few days to make sure PPP or Smorty paid up for my time.
  9. Checking Google Adsense to see how many cents I’ve made today!
  10. Doing every meme that is thrown at me so as to be popular with everyone in the blogosphere.

Now I’m going to pass the virus to other bloggers so pucker up and let me kiss you! Line up to be muaked by Wuching;
1) Lilian Chan my hero.
2) Helen my arm leung.
3) Jessie Ling my soul mate in my next life.
4) Me aka MsLenglui my mystery lady.
5) Paris Hilton my little jail bird.

Filed under: Meme

18 Responses to “I have Blogivitis Syndrome”

  1. pablopabla, on June 12th, 2007 at 9:24 am Said:

    Secretly, you don’t mind getting this blogisvirus, do you? ;) Afterall, it is self-paying :)

    i’m running a fever now so i must be deliriously happy!

  2. Pinkelle, on June 12th, 2007 at 9:42 am Said:

    OMG, that sounds like me!

    then u r also infected by the blogivirus!

  3. ParisB, on June 12th, 2007 at 9:51 am Said:

    Aiyo! In jail di how to do tag summore :P

    in jail got plenty of time to do meme & contemplating how to make the world a better place! kekeke

  4. jamy, on June 12th, 2007 at 12:28 pm Said:

    Wuching,

    Thanks for sharing. I think yr approach has made you become famous in the blog world.
    Cheers !
    Jamy

    me femes? yau mou kau cho?

  5. jonzz, on June 12th, 2007 at 12:51 pm Said:

    Blogvitis… cham lor… go see doctor la

    no need see doctors, just blog summore!

  6. Clare, on June 12th, 2007 at 1:54 pm Said:

    *gasp* My partner-in-crime also kena! Wuahahhahahah!!!

    yalor, tis a bad season for virus spreading around here & there

  7. clement, on June 12th, 2007 at 2:24 pm Said:

    ha ha, ad sense cam make money 1?

    can! make 1 cent a day mah make money lor

  8. Che-Cheh, on June 12th, 2007 at 3:07 pm Said:

    I think I have this syndrome too. :P

    then u must see doctor wuching & doctor wuching will prescribe u happy pills!

  9. Giddy Tiger, on June 12th, 2007 at 3:50 pm Said:

    Aisay…so what I’ve got actually has a name for it! *slaps forehead* and it’s incurable, no?

    be glad u r not alone, we are all sick!

  10. 5Xmom - Humor, Life, Lies, Sex » I am sick with Blogivitis, on June 12th, 2007 at 5:34 pm Said:

    […] am sick! I am infected! I am not dying though. Because Wuching and Kampua Talk Clare passed me this Blogivitis Syndrome’s […]

  11. The Malaysian Blogosphere » Blog Archive » 5xmom: I am sick with Blogivitis, on June 12th, 2007 at 10:12 pm Said:

    […] am sick! I am infected! I am not dying though. Because Wuching and Kampua Talk Clare passed me this Blogivitis Syndrome’s […]

  12. MonkeyWong, on June 13th, 2007 at 1:06 am Said:

    Serious Virus Outbreak!!!!
    Wakaka…. I think I need those Happy Pills too, where 2 buy ar?

    wei! ur the one that spread the virus, u need more than happy pills!

  13. me, on June 13th, 2007 at 3:40 am Said:

    aiyak! i’m sick. i’m sick. i’m sick *faintinggggggggggg*

    i prescibe happy pills for u ya..

  14. Neo, on June 13th, 2007 at 4:39 am Said:

    I want some happy pills too. Can get from Guardian onot?

    can! just mention my name tah lah!

  15. helen, on June 13th, 2007 at 6:45 am Said:

    What? This symptoms meh? I thot that’s the prerequisite qualities as part of the blogosphere community? lol

    yes but before there was no name for it but now got..

  16. Criz Lai, on June 13th, 2007 at 11:14 am Said:

    Haha…blogivirus is a normal viral infection symptom found in a blogaholic aka YOU and ME. :P

    I have written a review on Jonathan Deamer, the man with 50 reasons why you are a blogaholic. Go read when you are free :P

    where wor? i went there but couldn’t find?

  17. Yvy, on June 13th, 2007 at 2:15 pm Said:

    phew!! escaped this one…i already got 3 tags to do lor!!

    coz i thot u dun come visit me anymore lor…:(

  18. Paris Beaverbanks » Blog Archive » Paris gets infected with serious disease, on June 14th, 2007 at 12:53 am Said:

    […] I digress. The point of this post is about me getting infected with the Blogivitis virus. Its all Wuching’s fault. He came around sowing his wild oats virus and infected me. Atichoo! […]

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