10 Things I hate About Wuching

Clare tagged me on this 10 Things I Hate meme. Actually there’s not a lot of things I hate about so I’ll have to modify this meme a little to 10 Things I Hate About Wuching! The ‘I’ can be represented by anyone other than Wuching so this post is for the Hate Wuching Club.

1. I hate Wuching coz he smells funny with his Tommy Hilfiger Cologne but yet I feel intoxicated every time he walks pass me!

2. I hate Wuching coz he dresses like shit with his Hugo Boss shirt and pant that I can’t seem to get my eyes off!

3. I hate Wuching coz he’s such a jerk at parties where everyone seems to be drawn to him and laugh at his stupid jokes and no one knows I exist!

4. I hate Wuching coz my parents said he’s such a good boy helping my grandma cross the road the other day! He’s such a sucker!

5. I hate Wuching coz he opens doors for people! So pretentious can die!

6. I hate Wuching coz he sang like a dog howling at the karaoke and yet won the first prize! What were those stupid judges thinking of?

7. I hate Wuching coz he has no taste in women coz everyone of his dates all look so slutty with their long legs and smooth perfect skin! Whores!

8. I hate Wuching coz he’s so full of himself thinking he has a chance to score with me when he tried to ask me out when he said hi to me the other day! Dream on loser!

9. I hate Wuching coz now my boyfriend wants to invite him to his birthday party coz he said he’ll be a real crowd pleaser and everyone will come! So gay can die!

10. I hate Wuching coz he’s such an intruder and doesn’t know when to quit it. He intrudes my dreams every night!

You can all vomit now and after you’ve finish vomiting if your names appear below then you know you are also hated;

1) Clare Ng for no reason coz I just wanna tag you back.

2) Monkey Wong coz I’m sure people hate you for your drawings.

3) Bengbeng coz I’m sure a lot of people hate you for making so much money blogging.

4) Choonie coz I’m sure as a teacher you have plenty of haters.

5) Lilian Chan for being the most hated obnoxious blogger in the blogosphere!

Now don’t hate me coz I’m beautiful.

15 Responses to “10 Things I hate About Wuching”

  1. i tot that was written by your better half.. :P

    nolah, its written by someone who hates me

  2. This is a very funny meme. I love the do the same. 10 things I hate about Wuching!!!!! rub my hands with glee…give me time… i tarok tarok u betul-betul burt aiya u my brader…so how leh?

    i love to do it!

    its not about me lah, its about u!

  3. Hahaha so funny.
    Can I say something?
    I hate Wuching coz he’s very funny and likable.

    aww…yes and i hate u too! :-)

  4. after much soul searching ( 30 seconds ), I find that there’s nothing to hate about Wuching. he is the funniest, nicest, handsomest, sexiest, likeable brother on Earth. :)

    i know there’s nothing to hate about me coz i’m so adorable…this meme is about 10 things ppl hate about u!

  5. Cilaka, I dun get what you want lah. I can get 10,000 ppl writing 10,000 things I hate about 5xmom. So, dun kasi this tag, later I get too proud because I have too many haters.

    what do u mean u dun get what i want? just write 10 things why ppl hate u! duh!

  6. I hate you to the max bcoz yours is so big (remember the picture you took? like a cannon)

    dun hate me for that, u can worship me instead! hehehehe

  7. Haiyo…. another tag… 10 things I hate about Choonie… Not that susah.. but still another homework to be done… wait until i finish my monkey’s business first baru I have time for your meme.

    no rush, take your time okay?

  8. I spent abt 4 hrs on this tag. It is up :) . Hopefully it will increase traffic to yr blogspot.com. I did in such a way if a reader reads it, the pageviews will be at an average of five per reader.

    tenkiu very much for spending a big chunk of your sunday to write this meme, if i had to pay you thru ppp i’ll probably have to pay u usd300!

  9. I am so flattered as you have decided not to hate me :P

    dun worry…i’ll hate u soon enuff

  10. HAHAHA!!! :D

    Tag me back pulak, the first one pulak tu…no, ain’t gonna do it again…too many continuous tags no good for blog ler…later people think I have nothing to blog about….Muahahahahahhahaha!!!

    thats ok, ur excused!

  11. so powerful lah u, can turn this meme into a blow-your-own -horn meme. *clap clap clap* hehe.

    coz no one blow my trumpet mah..see, u dun even do it so i have to do myself lor!

  12. Am I beautiful? wakakakakaka!!!

    you? you’re drop dead gorgeous!

  13. Why? Tell me why u hate me!!!!! :P

    i dun hate u lah, u find reasons why other ppl hate u

  14. I have to say, that I could not agree with you in 100% regarding 10 Things I hate About Wuching, but it’s just my opinion, which could be wrong :)

    why u no agree?

  15. i found ur site thru choonie’s blog. i must say this post is really funny! fun to read.

    because i siao mah! when i siao i write lidis so come back legulaly to read summore okay? & welcome to my humble home

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