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Boy have I been missing all the going ons since losing my home internet connection. So many memes and tags floating around and I got tagged so many times I have tags coming out of every orifices of my body! But I can only do one at a time har so be patient okay? There’s enough of Wuching lafu to go around. Hehehehehehe…right I’m gonna have to do this tag by Giddy Tiger first coz I promised her I’ll do it today. It’s the how vain am I meme I think so here goes;

You Are 92% Vain

You’re beyond vain. Besides being obsessed with your looks, you’re obsessed with everyone else’s looks.Yes, you look amazing. But you also need to be fabulous on the inside to be truly attractive.

How Vain Are You?

What kinda question is this oh? People who know me know that I’m super vain by nature, so vain until can die aitelyu! Here’s 10 reasons why;

1) I must make sure I dress up nicely and have my hair done nicely before I go out, even if it’s just down to the shop to get newspaper! Years ago when I had longer hair it was even more hassle coz I had to blow wave summore, now with short hair much easier lah coz just whack on gel saja.

2) Also hor, before I go out to meet strange people I must check to make sure I don’t have stray hair poking out of my nose. So paiseh lah hairs poking out of the nose lidat so must trim nice nice before going. I can’t stand looking at some people who looks like brooms sticking out of their nostrils!

3) Then when I’m getting dress ah, I must make sure all my clothes are colour coordinated wan! Can’t have mis-matched tops and bottoms leh, can’t even have mis-matching belt colour and shoe colour either!

4) Long ago in the 80’s hor, guys used to wear make ups also and guess who had it? I sure sure wear also coz I kiasu mah but I only wear it when going Disco lah. Just foundation and lip gloss only lah…and also paint nails in black or red summore! Those were the days in the 80’s man!

5) Okay everyone clip their nails I know that but I’m very particular when trimming my nails, has to cut nicely and file them down summore like DIY manicure lidat. Not only the hand nails but the toe nails as well!

6) I shower often and change clothes very often, used to be worse when I was still in Malaysia coz hot and sweaty so I used to shower 5 times a day, change clothing frequently but now living in Australia only shower twice a day but still change clothes frequently also. I always get yelled at for wearing so many clothing when Terese does the laundry!

7) I’ve been using moisturizer for many years now, can’t remember how long but in my early years it was Hazeline Snow like aunties use wan but since coming to Oz I’ve switched to Dove. Mind you everyone needs moisturizer when in Oz coz too dry!

I love to camwhore and don’t you know it! Every picture of myself on the blog screams “look at me, look at me”. I’m always more than happy to oblige anyone wanting me to pose for so who wants to pose with me ah? Camwhores unite!

9) Hehehehehe…you may not know this but sometimes I photoshop my pictures like Xiaxue did! Have to mah coz sometimes have to correct my imperfection coz I know I’m not perfect!

10) I hate body hairs so I can’t stand those angmoh with their hairy chests! Lucky the majority of Chinese men don’t have hairy chests, I only have a few strands of hairs poking out of my nen nen nipple areas which if I let them grow will grow very long and look really gross! So when they start to grow a bit I use a tweezer and start plucking them like plucking feathers off a chook! *ouch, ouch, pluck summore, ouch, sakit…*

So by now you guys probably think I’m so gay but I let you make up your own mind how much of what I mentioned are actually true! I won’t be tagging anyone coz I dunwan anyone to be more vain than me. I wanna keep all the vainess to myself!

p/s: Give your support to the ninja turtle lenglui who’s participating in this year’s blogathon. Go and sponsor if you can but do go visit her and say Wuching sent you!

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